My 4yo's first original "knock-knock joke":
HIM: Knock Knock
ME: Who's there?
HIM: Eyeball just rolled away! HAHAHAHA
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14 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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Had to put off 22km run till today. Spent too much time fighting with my wife yesterday. I love watching life try to drive me crazy.
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2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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@SeoulBrother You left the "i" out of "ruin". It's okay, Bush and Bernacke did, too.
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@thedayhascome All I really want is Children's Chewable Ambien. Whoever provides it, has my vote!
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4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Ran 5 miles. Now going to see WALL•E with the Boy at the second run theater.
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5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Is pumpkin pie a good pre-run food?
jackholt (Jack Holt) from iPhone: -89.999991,-179.999993
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Saw some people walking through the neighborhood with literature. Wasn't sure if they were Jehovah's Witnesses or Obama's.
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6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@emilybrianna So they can both relate to the Professor on gilligan's Island!
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"Honey, I'm home!" #3scariestwords
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Caffeine+ADDMedicine = thinkingveryfastthankyouverymuchhowareyou today?
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@gordonshumway "Daddy, wake up!" #scariest3words
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Declaring pumpkin pie season begun. Yum!
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1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Do they still diagnose "nervous exhaustion" or is that too old-fashioned? Feels like my nerves are pretty tired right now.
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1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Tonight the boy sleeps with one pillow under his head. And three on top of his body, instead of a blanket. Ahh, to be 4 again...
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1 week, 2 days agoView original
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My darling 4 year old boy, my heart overflows with love for you. Now would you PLEASE. SHUT. UP.
jackholt (Jack Holt) from iPhone: -89.999991,-179.999993
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Going from midline crappy day to fan-fucking-tastic. Seriously feeling pretty good. Nice change from the past week.
jackholt (Jack Holt) from iPhone: -89.999991,-179.999993
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Having a much better day than yesterday. Thanks again, Xanax.
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1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Hmm, wamu.com may want to change it's homepage url so that it's not "/personal/default...."
jackholt (Jack Holt) from iPhone: -89.999991,-179.999993
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Ran 5 miles instead of watching the debate. Better for my mental health.
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1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Helloooooooo, Xanax!
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1 week, 4 days agoView original
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