Make fun all you want, but goddammit, I worked hard, I paid off the mortgage, and sometimes I really do want you all to get off my lawn.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
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Learning that a complete stranger thinks I'm a dick should be one of those things to which I say "Pff, whatever."
It's not, though.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
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@cbowns Anything less than 18-point type on my screen angers and depresses me. I'm eagerly awaiting Mac OS X, Large Print Edition.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Nothing makes you feel like a man like taking a door off its hinges to move furniture.
A tired, grouchy man who never wants to move again.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Between the sirens and the car alarms and the crazy people who yell on my street in the middle of the night, I'm starting to hate this city.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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@abigvictory Um, it IS still daylight saving time. The changeover is NEXT weekend.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Bullies are important. Because years later we look back and think to ourselves, "I don't wanna be that guy."
Hell yes, this is a metaphor.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Dear ex-friend: I'm sure you care deeply about your pet political issue. I don't. Stop spamming me about it. Signed, a non-dickhead.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@AinsleyofAttack I've got cum on my pants too. But I bet yours wasn't acquired through a lazy Saturday of reading and masturbation. SO HA!
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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You know, I really admire the way last week's "House" tackled homosexual romance so maturely.
And Wilson and House are so cute together.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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iTunes' so-called "Genius" kicked off my "Wouldn't It Be Nice" playlist with "We Didn't Start the Fire." Why do I even have that song?
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Feeling old today. I looked at the "top albums" list on iTunes, and the only name I recognized was Metallica.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@abigvictory Once you go monkey, you never go … bonkey. Or however that saying goes. Point is, YOU LOVE MY BIG, THICK TAIL.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@abigvictory, on Twitter, just now: "It's all about the networking." SHE'S A STEALTHY WEBCOCK! UNFOLLOW, UNFOLLOW!
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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People who proselytize about their atheism are even more annoying to me than people who proselytize about faith. Ugh, so unholier-than-thou.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
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A text message just made my day. I'm so easy to please sometimes.
Other times, of course, I'm fucking impossible. But sometimes, I'm easy.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
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Friday night. End of a long week. At home, with take-out and a stack of Netflixes. So why am I grumpy?
Because I miss my special girl.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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David Byrne was misinformed. There is no water at the bottom of the ocean. It's a globe-spanning lake of delicious, inaccessible pudding.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Can somebody please go tell the interns in the pit to keep it down? I'm too annoyed to do it without using the word "cocksuckers" a lot.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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@hoosiergirl HA HA JOKE'S ON YOU MY COCK'S BEEN ON MYSPACE FOR YEARS IT HAS 937 FRIENDS AND SOME KICK-ASS TUNEZ.
jefferyharrell (Jeffery Harrell) from The District
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