Wondering how mad my girl is going to be when she finds out the first half of date night will consist of downloading the new xbox360 update.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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ARRRGH!!!!! FUCK YOU JOE LIEBERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Yo, there are few things as sexy as a girl who REALLY knows how to ride the mechanical bull. ;-)
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Should I be concerned that everyone working in this restaurant has a cold sore!?
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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The towels at the W hotel are REALLY absorbent. And that's all i'm going to say about that....
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
4 days, 19 hours agoView original
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I'm socially retarded when using the phone. I don't know what it is. I'm MUCH better via text based communication systems.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
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My inner fat girl is tearing up some cheesecake....
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Dear God! This bat-shit crazy woman is STILL talking about Joe the Fake Plumber?!?!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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Funny how John McCain goes from "The Only Man Who Can Lead this Country" to "Not the Guy We Really Wanted" in 2 short weeks. Nice one GOP.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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So NBC canceled Lipstick Jungle, and yet Knight Rider lives on? I can do without the talking car, but I needs mah MILFS!!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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We were sitting here at work listing names for mustaches- Flavor Saver, Taco Tickler, Chimney Sweeper, and the Shamwow!™ were among the best
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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jeezus christ. these black republican strategists are still on tv? Ron Christie, you cockeyed fuck, get your head straight. Palin SUCKED!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Conversation I hope very much not to be having in 3 months- "Does anyone know how to make soup out of these boots?" #godthiseconomySUCKS
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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To the gentleman in the next stall- if you have to use half a roll, you're doing something wrong.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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As soon as this phone can send files to the printer, I never have to leave the bathroom again.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Newest Republican Talking Point: "When Obama talks about a Green Revolution, he really means _Soylent_ Green."
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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I love watching the Steelers play smash-mouth football. I wish I could play smash-mouth design at the office. POW! Comps, bitch! Stay down!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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If you want to blame someone for Prop 8 passing, BLAME THE MORMON CHURCH! Enough with dropping the N-Bomb. Blacks were 6% of the electorate!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Just saw a mother and THE fattest baby. Why was my first thought "Them titties must give buttermilk!"
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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listen up people. We (black folks) DID NOT throw gay rights under the bus. read the facts: http://snurl.com/582wr
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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