Oh, come on, like you've never baked a wedding cake for your ex-girlfriend. It's not *that* weird.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
2 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Ganaching
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
16 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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It's 10pm on a Friday, I'm baking and, yes, I licked the bowl, spatula and whisk attachment.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Nothing like being woken up by your phone alarm telling you it's your day off
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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True, Mr. Delay, lobbyists are important to the political process, much like cockroaches are important to exterminators http://bit.ly/1aZyQ4
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Ok, seriously, don't go using "creative" as a noun and *then* tell me it's going to be delayed.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Oh, no, I get it, by using the Papyrus typeface, you've indicated just how exotic those crummy suburban apartments are. I'm transported.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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It just seems like kind of a missed opportunity to be holding the convention in St. Paul and not be nominating Ron Paul
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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@twitties 0659056youfuckingjerks thisiswhywecan'thavenicethings
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
4 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Seems to me this whole Bristol Palin thing could be solved with a hamburger phone and some snappy dialog.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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The sketch comedy of my life now includes a (temporary) roommate for the first time in years. So we'll see how that goes.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Biden his time, Palin comparison. Headline writers of the world, you're on notice.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Three years after Katrina, New Orleans then and now. http://bit.ly/2Veu0r
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Wanted to send Senator McCain a birthday card but you would not believe what someecards charges for telegraph delivery.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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In response to McCain's "Job well done" ad, Obama to release "No, I love YOU more" rebuttal. McCain to counter with "You hang up first".
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I'm neither a fan nor detractor of Klosterman's criticism, but listening to his Comic Book Guy patois, I wanna punch him in the throat.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Nothing quite like feelings of existential dread keeping you up at night to get to the important work of... checking Twitter.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle, WA, US
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I like my tomatoes like I like my women: heirloom and salty.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Oh, good, when I heard AMC pulled all those fake Don Draper accounts, I thought @madmann had been accidentally scooped up as well.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Fire alarms keep failing because they're upgrading the firmware. At Microsoft. I know, some days the jokes just write themselves.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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