This tweet brought to you by my lack of creativity and originality.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Why do all the Bose commercials, including the iPod ones, feel like they were filmed in 1994?
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Early voting in the rain. I'm like that girl in the comercial. Except I'm not a girl. Or in a wherlchair. Alright, it's nothing like the ad.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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The library hosts video game nights... isn't that kind of against what a library is all about? http://bit.ly/2b9j5q
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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Good thing I don't have a 401(K), I've got a 403(B). Oh wait... crap.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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What the hell is going on with @favrd right now...?
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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@kalong Last time I saw someone say they smelled poop it was on their hand and they had no idea. No lie!
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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This is tweet number 1000. It's just as uninteresting as the prior 999. Sorry to disappoint.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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Every time local news mentions "The Bounty Hunter" I hope they're talking about Boba Fett.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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Tonight I laughed feverishly with friends at dinner while watching a boy drink from the lobster tank like a dog. No one else noticed.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Orlando, Florida
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@Rachelskirts good cause I feel that under your rule most things will be banned and punishable by death.
justincox (Justin Cox) from Conway, Florida
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Aparently I'm the only one to try the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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Eating the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag was a bad idea.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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After tonight's waitress used BTW in an actual sentence it was determined that BTW and other 'text-speak' should never be used in public.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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I can't fathom what'd it be like to see 30 inches of rain. Bad pun? Yeah, I know.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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I guess calling Fay a pansy was a bad idea. This teaching moment brought to you by the letter Q and the number 8.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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You see funny things in a "hurricane." Yesterday I saw a Cracker Barrel employee holding a box over her head so she could smoke in the rain.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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Every time I get a great idea for a domain name it's already taken by a domain parker. I guess I'm not as witty as quick as I need to be.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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On a closer examination it's not a gnat and it's also not a mosquito. I don't know what it is but I grabbed it out of the sky like a ninja.
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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With the vast amount of information on the internet, why are there only three interesting sites?
justincox (justin) from iPhone: 28.532913,-81.336807
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