Um, guys at the car wash? Isn't it like, a requirement ONE of you can drive stick? I CAN HEAR YOU GRINDING MY GEARS & IT HURTS!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Lazy Uh, Web? You guys like the Apple products, yeah? Any idea what site I might visit to buy a new case for my iPod? (did I do that right?)
kellydeal from Chicagoish
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Former IL GOP Chair Judy Baar Topinka basically just said McCain's VP pick is more important because McCain could die any second. I LOL'd.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Would it kill me to let nice neighbor lug my laundry up the stairs when he offers? I REALLY need to learn how to act a little more helpless.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Tourist or not I'll cut a bitch who takes the laundrmat's copy of Reader's Digest I set down for a minute so I could fold my unnerwears.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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I hate laundromat tourists.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Help us all if Chicago gets the 2016 Olympic bid. Prepare yourself for dancing bratwurst, America! Also, probably tailgating.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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McCain's up late, drinking warm milk and trying to text CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK! to Obama & Biden on his rotary phone.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Unfortunately, the pigeon carrier holding the dot matrix printout of Obama's announcement was shot down on the way to McCain's coffin.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Sorry, I meant to say, also: [147]
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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So not only does Joey B have the old white dude finess & fortitude for the VP nom but also the power to crash twitter as everyone scrambles.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Wiki Update Freaks, Biden's been, like, official VP Nom for 5 mins now. You know you've had that .doc saved for weeks now, update already.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Look, I am sorry people but if you are from IL, and if you can put up with crappy WGN news, you get special texts from O. Don't be jealous.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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"Sry Guyz stuck @ the Park Hyatt! Bus 2 Sprnfld, IL gassing up now. $4.75/gal in Chicago! Crzy! Wating for Joe 2 txt me bck! Cya!" luv, O!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Fucking great. Coworkers just found yearbookyourself.com. It's like the Simpsonize Me debacle of '07 all over again. Deadlines, people!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Guys, I think there's been a leak. I totally got a txt this AM: "Whazzup textaz? ZOMG it's got2B Biden! Cya in Denvr L8trz!" Yeah, I KNOW!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Anyone thinking the Olympics only inspire more TV watching: every middle-aged dude squeezed back into his HS Speedo at my Y says otherwise.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@zuhl Some day I may understand all these "MobileMe" tweets. Until then, I just picture you all yelling at Apple employees in NASCAR hats.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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And peanuts. This IS a baseball game after all. Sorry.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Not lying when I say the casual Dockers count is high in the IL Senator's suite. It smells like legislation & Old Spice. Oh, and corruption.
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