I'm so excited for the VP debates that I can't sleep. How often do you get to know about a big car crash before it happens?
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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McCain thinks offshore drilling is ok because by the time we have to look at ugly drilling platforms at the beach he'll already be dead
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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McCain's League of Democracies: Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, etc
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Flying from ATL to SFO and I must say that people are getting weirder looking all of the time.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Oh you crazy hipsters and your knitting. What an amazing hobby! Please tell me all about it while I'm trying to work at the coffee shop!
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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While I spend all day writing code, the dog ponders the important question of just HOW he can fit two tennis balls in his mouth at once
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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One of the most surprising things to me about Twitter is how many people follow people that they don't know and that are FUCKING BORING.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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@hotdogsladies Now that you're number 11 on the leaderboard, it's the opportune time to run for fraternity president!
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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You know what would be better than this? Willie Nelson Country Whiskey.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Eating Ben and Jerry's Willie Nelson Country Peach Cobbler. There has to be a joke here somewhere, but actually, it's really fucking good.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Partying at the Four Seasons with Chamillionaire. Riding dirty,
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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If the Twitter status blog actually told the truth the newest entry would just read: "Totally fucked. Fuck it, we're going home."
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Refollowing everyone who's funny. I'm absolutely sure that there's no way that doing so will go horribly wrong when they finally fix things
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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@NickiHiss Shit. Now I have to follow you 10 times. How do I do that?
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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@erikprice She's probably really exhausted after all of that moose sex, so she falls asleep right away.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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@ShuffShuff Of course it's not. It's to hack into her internet history _and not get caught._
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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@vmarinelli That's odd that you would say that, because my dog just pooped on McCain himself. Huh.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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License plate frame on Lincoln Navigator: "My other car is a horse"
That's an interesting carbon exchange plan.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Project "Take Humor Up A Notch To Make The Front Page Of Favrd" (THUANTMTFPOF) is a complete and utter failure. Shut it down, gentlemen.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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Wait a second, you need 3 stars to make the front page of Favrd now?
Time to take the humor level around here up a notch.
kurt (Kurt Schrader) from San Francisco, CA
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