Tonight's bus driver is a cute young woman. I... I didn't know that was possible. This changes everything.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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@cleversimon Thank you. Actually, I'm going to drink a tall (actually, more like grande) glass of water instead.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Oh drunk, I'm dear.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
6 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Nov 11, 2008: autumn declares armistice with winter, agrees to stop occupying calendar.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Free donuts at work this morning. And on my favourite day for donuts, too: today!
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Stayed up last night drinking champagne and dancing in celebration. Well, playing DDR. Don't judge me.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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"Here, have an extra hour to stay up and sleep in. Haha, just kidding! Now you're late for work!" -- All of my clocks except the microwave.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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In the story of your life is today a scene, part of a montage, or quietly skipped over between chapters?
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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That may be, but in the morning you will be sober and I will still be ugly--wait... dammit!
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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Feeds and tabbed browsing are my anti-drugs. Specifically, my anti-Ritalin.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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Oh dear. I just realized that my name rhymes with "stolen goods".
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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Is "pulling out your knitting" a euphemism? No? Then yes, you do need to drink more.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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Nerdy iPhone app idea: pedometer + anti-metronome — warns you if you are in danger of attracting the worm.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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Thinking of taking up aggressive yoyo-dieting so I can eventually tell people I've lost 1000+ pounds. "What? Not all at once." Maybe not.
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Plus those headphones look like normal ipod phones, totally raising the bar on the guessing game of crazy-person or headset-douche. ★
kwirq (Kwirq) from iPhone: 53.536438,-113.494583
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I should know better than to buy gas station milk, really. #ruinedtea
kwirq (Kwirq) from iPhone: 53.536438,-113.494583
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Just bought one of those Starbucks mugs that look like the paper cups. Feeling like the consumer whore I am.
kwirq (Kwirq) from iPhone: 53.536438,-113.494583
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