Watching BBC Planet Earth last night.
Me:"Narrator's alright, but he's no David Attenborough."
(Actually, it was. At least I'm pretty.)
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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The International Date Line will not help you get laid.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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If members of my family designed an action hero, he would have a garlic press holster on his belt.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Am I done xmas shopping? I guess I have to be; the shops are closed. Next year I should start earlier. At least before noon.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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"Thunder... Thunder... Thundercunts!" - excerpt, dinner conversation at my parents' house. Oh eggnog, you bring out the best in us all.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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That trick of drinking hot drinks in summer to help cool off? REALLY doesn't work in reverse.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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NetHack is obscure, arcane, and incredibly unfair. I'm not sure it could be a better game.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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My friends can tell I'm back at work when they get an avalanche of replies to all of their emails from the past week.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Now the story of a web service that lost everything, & the one dev who had no choice but to recode it altogether. It's arRESTed Development.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
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I couldn't bring myself to call in gay, so I emailed-in conflict avoidant.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Things for which I'm apparently too sleepy: boarding the right bus; finding my scarf (spoiler: my neck); debating
my own sapience.
kwirq (Kwirq) from Edmonton, Canada
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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