The next person to say "irregardless" within my earshot will get a mouthful of my red Sharpie, workplace violence be damned.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
14 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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Really, is it too much to ask that I have one boyfriend to warm up the bed while another makes me tea?
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Bowling league tonight. With Twitter friends. Down on Big Dork Avenue.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Well, I work in non-profits, so I wasn't ever planning on retiring anyhow. Take THAT, economy.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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My favorite 6 y.o., regarding my apple galette: "Oooh, lovey, lovey, lovey." (Yeah, she can stay.)
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Admiring a dapper gentleman wearing a bow tie is the closest I'll ever get to enjoying a musical.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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In summary, Seattle is rife with ugly, smart, caffeinated hippies who have nothing to wear to bars that suck: http://tinyurl.com/4qezrw
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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iPod+Nike-lady is a bit too cotton sheets and spooning when what I really need is tight leather and whipping.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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We bought His n' Hers iPhones last night. Came with matching track suits. To wear while riding our tandem bicycle.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Asked well-intentioned but frequently inappropriate co-worker if he had Tourette’s. Only with you, he replied.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Chick flick, tissues, ice cream and chocolate. Well, that was just an irritating little cliché of an evening, now wasn't it?
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Little girl to me at crosswalk: "I have to wait for my dad, but you can cross 'cuz you're big. *sigh* I wish I was big. Like 8 or 9."
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Making bourbon peach hand pies. (Go ahead, try to say "hand pies" without giggling. I dare you.)
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Passed 3 guys on tonight's run. Their reaction each time? To sprint past me. Man, it must be exhausting to be controlled by testosterone.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Side effect of friend's medication is "inappropriate happiness." So, guess who I'm hanging out with this week?
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Eating lamb. Because I'm at a party on a sheep farm. And it tastes gooood. (So I guess I'm not a vegetarian anymore?)
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Yes, I brought my lunch to work today in a Babeland bag. Don't look so scandalized, princess. *You* recognized the logo.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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So far this week, I've been called "salty", "saucy" and "spicy." Taking it as a sign to start my own condiment business.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Oh, don't give me that look, neighbor. I just forgot to put the recycling out for a few weeks, that's all. Jeez.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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I knew it was going to be a good dance class when the instructor announced, "Now is the time for groping!"
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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