Have you ever seen someone get stuck in a hide-a-bed? No? Well, c'mon over. Forgive me if I don't greet you at the door.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Just opened box of fuschia hot pants for Halloween costume. Contains note from salesman reminding me to send photos.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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I'm a non-profit fundraiser. Guess that makes me a redistributionist, too!
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Advising a constant complainer to "end it all" doesn't have quite the effect I'd hoped for. Just trying to be helpful, jeez.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Okay, I'll admit it: I rarely come to a full and complete stop.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Workplace Halloween memo: "Costumes allowed. Nothing short, low-cut, violent, scary or demonic. Be culturally sensitive." So that leaves..?
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Bowling my worst game ever. To add insult to injury, was just informed I need bigger balls. Sigh.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Silver lining: At least my friends and co-workers sound surprised as they tell me I look like crap today.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Just ran past neighbor switching out McCain lawn sign for an Obama version. So that's something.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Fighting the ongoing battle between my chest and button-down shirts. Cue double-sided tape. Match point!
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Just got an email from WaMu. I wish they would share that trick with my dead mother. That would be a hoot.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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3 days of sleeping through alarm to realize that the church bells were coming from my phone and not, in fact, the neighborhood church.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Am I really so old that I remember when turn signals were a standard feature on *all* automobiles? #seattledrivers
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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I'm going to be Joe The Plumber for Halloween. Workin' on the crack now.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Jeez, you make one innocent comment about a rear jam in the printer, and dirty joke hell breaks loose.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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I dissolve into giggles every time I hear the word "abreast."
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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The next person to say "irregardless" within my earshot will get a mouthful of my red Sharpie, workplace violence be damned.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Really, is it too much to ask that I have one boyfriend to warm up the bed while another makes me tea?
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Bowling league tonight. With Twitter friends. Down on Big Dork Avenue.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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Well, I work in non-profits, so I wasn't ever planning on retiring anyhow. Take THAT, economy.
lisasho (Lisa) from Seattle
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