Palin went all in for her "bubbly mom with big plans for the PTA" vibe. But, honestly, don't the other parents usually hate that woman?
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My daughter kinda sounds like a dolphin when she's hungry. We're sticking with milk though - she's still too young for mackerel.
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Hey, that cloud look like Middle Earth. Mordor meets meteorology...
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Accidentally applied electric hedge trimmer to extension cord. Sparks, then tiny ball of flame. Only casualties were cord and confidence.
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After her convention speech I bet Gov. Palin's next TV appearance will be on Dr. Phil. She certainly won't dare Meet the Press.
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Working with my 2 year old son to expand his vocabulary. Today's essential words: bounty hunter, wookie, carbonite.
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I feel sheppish. After razzing someone for clicking the wrong player, I just did it myself. Took a Johnson by mistake, which is never easy.
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Now that Edwards has fessed up, will we hear about how McCain cheated on his first wife? Oh wait, I forgot, the BBQ media #dontgo there.
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Boss wants help choosing between 3 competing vendors. Perfect timing - my underground gladiator arena/salesman death pit is almost complete.
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...The launch of today clearly demonstrates that we have much to learn about hygiene services. And learn we shall.
Me
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...One step that I can share with you is that the morning team will now report to Yellow Ducky, who will lead all our lathering services...
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We are taking many steps to learn from this experience so that we can grow the post-sleep routine into a service our customers will love...
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...It was a mistake to shave the same time as stepping into bath, gargling mouthwash and trimming toenails. We had more than enough to do...
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...Torso first, followed 30 seconds later (if things went well with torso) by hair, then 30 seconds later by posterior...
math_puppy (Michael Poirier) from Trapped in iPhone.
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...Rather than cleanse today as a monolithic entity, we could have brushed teeth to begin with, followed by showering body parts one by one.
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...Grooming was simply not up to community standards - it clearly needed more time and testing...
math_puppy (Michael Poirier) from Trapped in iPhone.
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Team, the launch of today was not our finest hour. There are several things we could have done better...
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Could have watched Return of the Jedi in the time it took for today's conference call. But that would be wrong. I watched Empire instead.
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@Ihnatko Isn't "popularity contest" another way of saying democracy?
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Commuter tip: Always pack some baby wipes to remove the blood of strangers from your knuckles after an escalator "misunderstanding."
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