The new MacBook Pro can best be described as "BEDAZZLING."
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
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Steve Jobs MacWorld product announcement: iDiet "I've been personally beta-testing it for a year now, and I'm excited to share it with you."
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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You know the great thing about funerals? Time to reflect deeply upon our own mortality. And Twitter.
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Favrd twice yesterday. None today. Yep, 2009 has peaked already.
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Ballmer: "Microsoft is thrilled with the overwhelming response to our new Zune feature to give everyone a peaceful, quiet New Year's Eve."
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
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2010 is The Year We Make Contact, so c'mon and clean this planet up, people! We're having company over, and this place is a mess!
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
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No matter how bad your New Year's Eve was, I guarantee you that Anderson Cooper's was worse.
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
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As I look back on 2008, I'm reminded of Prince Akeem's famous words in 'Coming to America': 'Yes, America! Fuck you, too!!
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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This year, I resolve to stop using Twitter while on the toilet. I'm a Twitter shitter quitter. #resolutions
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Microsoft is so slow it's nine years behind releasing its Y2K bug. http://tinyurl.com/ay3558
matthewrender (Matthew Render) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Saw two goats at the wharf tonight. Given the weather, I think I'll start building my ark tomorrow.
matthewrender (MatthewHusseinRender) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I have good reason to believe Santa goes commando. Please don't ask.
matthewrender (MatthewHusseinRender) from San Francisco, CA
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I can only hope that Drew Peterson's fiancé is an undercover cop in a covert operation to finally nail that fucker.
matthewrender (MatthewHusseinRender) from San Francisco, CA
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Oh PLEEEEEZE let Drew Peterson's fiancé be Paris Hilton. I mean, everybody _wants_ to kill her, but he'll actually do it.
matthewrender (MatthewHusseinRender) from San Francisco, CA
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