You guys, Axl was being meta and trying to symbolically capture how long Chinese democracy actually took. God, do I have to SPELLITOUT4U?
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
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Twilight review: My heart fluttered at it's incandescence. It's breath, so luminous! I trip over myself clumsily. It glistened with beauty.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
14 hours, 28 minutes agoView original
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What Gmail, no Monetizing Webcock theme? Appeal to the base, man!
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
15 hours, 27 minutes agoView original
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@Moltz There is no shame in being a BBR (big, beautiful robot). Also: If you do attempt kegels, two words: Jiffy Lube.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
16 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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My Gmail needs a theme in the same way a colonoscopy or a tax form needs a theme.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
16 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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HIM: Admit it, you're in love with him. ME: Russell Crowe?! Ew! You should, however, be worried about my feelings for puppycam.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
17 hours, 59 minutes agoView original
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I can see where I've gone wrong in life. *clap, clap* Makeup! Hair! Wardrobe! Latte! Craft services! Chair-carrying person!
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
19 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/mt1s - state of play movie set
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Dick Cheney should have talked to me. I get nothing but rave reviews from those I torture.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Ever wish you had your own cool lonelysandwich name? Steve Whitaker took care of it for you: http://www.stevewhitaker.net/sandwicher/
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Off to Smart & Final, or as I like to call it, softcore Costco.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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In theory, I should love country music. Broken hearts, big hair, SPANGLES.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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@AmyJane I think that's a yoga pose.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Disneyland can kiss my ass, warm bed is the happiest place on earth. Coffee lures me out briefly but climbing back in is EVEN HAPPIER.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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That sharp thing I was sitting on in the bath? It was a staple. In the bathtub. Related: Who the hell has been stapling in my bathtub?
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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It's not that you're wrong, it's that I'm right. I'm a positive, glass half-full girl.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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OMG I just broke the code! Caterpillar + ice cream cone = catacones. It's like the catacombs, but Twitter's are yummier.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/min8 - Why yes, I did take a screengrab of it. I have more problems than a math test.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Twilight looks utterly adorable. Vampires: helping introverts sublimate their sexuality since the 18th century.
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Researching Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Did you know it's not even caused by bumblebees at ALL? #wrongkorsakov
mayjah (Melissa) from Valhalla, CA
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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