We've got 1 van, 8 geeks, 5 laptops, 3 iPhones, 4 Blackberrys, 2 DC inverters, 3 powerstrips, 3 cameras, and 1 groom. FTW.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Leaving for Texas tomorrow. I plan on teasing residents: In two months we're getting That One and you're just getting yours back.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
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They've called The Matrix for Agent Smith. Neo accuses Voting Machines of tampering with themselves.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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They've called the town of Bedrock for Barock Stonebama. Asked for a quote, Senator Stonebama said "Yabba-dabba-can!"
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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They've called Fake Virginia for Real Obama. Real McCain is exhibiting Fake Confidence and Real Tears. Also Fake Mavericking and Real Old.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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The wife shops like it's a relaxing way to spend an afternoon. I shop like the store is filled with mustard gas and I'm holding my breath.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@birdofparadox is buying a costume for the cat. I'm buying her Neosporin and gauze.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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One month of working with the kettlebell has fixed my posture so much that I just got a job as a model for Ruler & Straightedge Quarterly.
mhglover (Matthew H Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I sure do like all these ball games! That one guy threw an awesome field goal and I enjoyed it. #redsox
Did I do it right?
mhglover (The H is for Hussein) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
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The Wife is away tonight. The dogs and I are looking forward to cigars and poker. Dogs play poker, right?
mhglover (The H is for Hussein) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
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Just so you know, those hockey fans were actually shouting "Boo-urns!"
mhglover (Matthew Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
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Hey guys, check out this video I made for Talk With Your Privates Day!
mhglover (Matthew Glover) from iPhone: 32.386139,-90.138031
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