I still receive spam faxes. Who does that anymore? And, if it's you, when can I schedule an appointment to talk about healthcare plans?
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Are we certain that McCain's famous "100 years" statement wasn't actually meant to refer to the Chicago Cubs?
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*And* we drank Bud Light and bowled. That's how we roll in flyover country.
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You cool kids may have had a fancy Twitter meetup last night, but @jamiekelly, @jkmorrow, & I ate bacon pizza again, so suck it.
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Thought about going on a killing spree. Decided I could cause more misery by seeking a career in toy packaging design.
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If you were here in my cube right now, I would interminably tell you all about this amazing dream I had last night until you left.
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My son just picked earwax from his ear, toddled over to me, & put it in my ear. That is at once sweet & a perfect metaphor for my life.
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3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I think we all know the real winner of tonight's debate: that beautiful little yellow star.
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3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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All Things Considered, Gwen Ifill is doing a real stand-up job.
No?
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3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Gwen Ifill doesn't have a single leg up on moderating this debate.
What? Oh.
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3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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I guess I can see how "Another words" would be a good way to write "In other words," but, alas, you've just found in other way to look dumb.
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3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Related: the Internet is magic.
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3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@hotheadred Exact same thing happened to me. "It's a TRAP!" </ackbar>
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4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Heads-up: the bartender at Ruby Tuesdays in the mall knows less about wine than you'd expect.
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4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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This elevator smells like Calgon. And despair.
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4 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Merlin would be so proud. Today I'm going for 401(k) Zero!
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5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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We've trained our daughter well. Every time J or I cheer for a Sox play, she yells "put in the board…YESSS!"
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5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Remind me to tell you sometime why it isn't disgusting that there is chicken pot pie filling on the floor of my bathroom.
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5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Does this bindle make me look fat?
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5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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I've gone this long thinking MILF stands for "Mike I'd Like to Friend" and I'm not going to stop now.
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