Crazy roommate is back in town. Anyone got any batshit-crazy Mormon repellent???
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
7 hours, 28 minutes agoView original
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Wow, from reading the reviews, it looks as though "Twilight" sucks. Get it? Sucks? #lame_attempt_at_vampire_joke
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
10 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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Having chicken for lunch. Which, of course, essentially means I'm having cock for lunch. FTW!
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
12 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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@MsDiagnosed That's a fucking awesome idea. I'll do it too!
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
16 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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I haz no themes yet. Screw you, Gmail. Screw you right in your face. (If you had a face, that is.)
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
16 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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My Indian name would be Woman With Cat Ass in Face.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
18 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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Gas for under $2 per gallon!!1 It's a fuckin' Christmas miracle!
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Zac Efron made the "Sexiest Man Alive" list? Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought you had to have a dick to make it on that list.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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@kariedwards Why not an Ewok with boobs wearing a sensible hat?
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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@kariedwards Put boobs in it. That always works.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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I haz a cheezburger and I'm a Leo, so I guess I'm an LOLcat. FTW.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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@Kalli Mmm...penis.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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If I drink a bottle of Wild Turkey next Thursday, that counts as doing Thanksgiving fucking dinner, right?
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Watching Ledger and Gyllenhaal cornhole each other. #brokeback
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I'm the kind of chick who picks up an anatomy book and flips straight to the section on the reproductive organs. :::giggles:::
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Somehow, I'm actually working and not focusing on Twitter and Favrd. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME???
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I love my job so much I would die for it. TRANSLATION: Holy fuck, I hate this place. Someone hand me the gun.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I am out of my pants!
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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I'm ready to get out of my pants now.
pdxgrrrl from Canada (originally)
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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