I just got an orchid.
phillygirl from Las américas
11 hours, 48 minutes agoView original
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Wait a minute. These people threw out an orchid. It's peeking out of their empty box of CoorsLite.These are the things that drive me insane.
phillygirl from Las américas
11 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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What's that on my front stoop? [my heart soars]
A package?!
A gift from a secret admirer? Ah. [heart falls]
A pile of my neighbor's trash.
phillygirl from Las américas
12 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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The dining hall ran out of forks. You can't even begin to imagine the chaos this is causing.
phillygirl from Las américas
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Thoroughly disgusted by Wisk detergent's email that asks people to share their "Thanksgiving Stain Stories."
phillygirl from Las américas
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Does anyone have a sleep connection? I need about 8 hours of the good stuff. It's a bad scene over here.
phillygirl from Las américas
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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I'm going to invite the nice people of the Dept. of Transportation to a romantic little pothole tour, carefully hitting each and every one.
phillygirl from Las américas
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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The Nutcracker- 1892 Tchaikovsky 2 act fairy tale ballet; boasts giant mice & the most horrifying consumer pimping in the history of ballet.
phillygirl from Las américas
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Vibrate setting of guy next to me's phone sounds like a giant rabid mosquito.
phillygirl from Las américas
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Calculating if economically better to succumb & turn on the heat or buy a carton of MenstrualCrampRelieving ThermaWraps for full-body usage.
phillygirl from Las américas
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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4pm and we just finished breakfast. This is how you do Sunday.
phillygirl from Las américas
4 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Dear God, the absinthe.
phillygirl from Las américas
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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OK, listen - no matter what I say later, don't let me open these cashews.
phillygirl from Las américas
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Nothing says good times like a disposable camera in with the Hennessey of your hotel mini bar.
phillygirl from Las américas
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Gonna go sit in some traffic.
phillygirl from Las américas
6 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Ah yes, 2006 SunMaids- a great year for back of the desk drawer stashes. A slightly tough, complex flavor,with a surprisingly sweet bouquet.
phillygirl from Las américas
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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All the pens,etc. in copy room now have little masking tape flags on them that read"Copy room" b/c we're thieves, all of us, & they know it.
phillygirl from Las américas
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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PO: Does this contain anything liquid, fragile,or potentially hazardous?
Her: They're rosary beads.
PO: So, just hazardous to non-Catholics?
phillygirl from Las américas
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My Dearest Twitter- Look,I'm from Philly & I have OCD. Do you know what that means? It means BRING BACK OUR DAMN DM TRASHCANS BEFORE I RIOT!
phillygirl from Las américas
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¡Qué Syrah! ¡Syrah!
phillygirl from Las américas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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