Maybe Van Gogh wasn't insane. Maybe a bug just flew in his ear once and he realized there was only one way to be *really* sure it was gone.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597
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@abigvictory Damnit! Are you saying I have to throw away my bonin' tree and Necronomicon?
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597
4 hours, 5 minutes agoView original
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And if you really can't resist the temptation, at least give a quick "via" to the folks at Summer's Eve.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597
10 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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Thanks, guys. (I think.)
And for the record, I love getting e-mails, so long as they couldn't also be used to clean a vajeen.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597
10 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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I predict some mass unfollowing. http://twitpic.com/10ybo
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597
11 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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So when somebody sends you a "Why aren't you following me?" e-mail, how nasty are you allowed to be? On, like, a scale of 1 to Bette Davis.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
14 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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I can't find the "Attend class from comfort of own radiator, bed, and Snuggie" checkbox on this registration form.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
18 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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Challenge: Plan an evening in Chicago without using the phrases "improv comedy troupe" or "Blue Man Group."
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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Apropos of nothing, Roommate remarks how great it would be if they made Snuggies for cats.
Yes, I'm still trying to get her on Twitter.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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@InsoOutso Didja happen to notice that the boys took more interest in you than the ladies?
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Dear Gender Studies prof who mocked my major: I've seen what passes for legit work in YOUR field, and I've taken more substantive craps.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Nothing makes me feel more secure about my BA project than spending hours trying to remember how to explain what my BA project is.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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Uhm, er, given Steve Jobs' glaring absence from this year's MacWorld, I'll have to declare it non-canonical. (For @KarlVanHoet.)
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Waiting to get my pills, Shuffle Mode picks Judy doing "When You're Smiling." My phone has either an over- or underdeveloped sense of irony.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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I don't care how much we like him or how good he is at his job, it's hilarious that Steve Jobs is going through The Change.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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HERSELF: "I had to open and close the door eight times and fix my hat to leave."
ME: "Yeah, that makes sense. (Beat.) You need new friends."
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Long Island is good for two things: iced teas and giant Virgin Mary statues.
I can't remember which hit me in the head last night, but ow.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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Another hint: I just spent two solid minutes looking for the toilet paper in the fridge.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
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Freud thought his patients should be half-asleep for analysis.
He also thought they should be on cocaine.
Guess which one applies to zzzzzzz
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Oh god please don't let me have a "bit."
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL (41.802185,-87.597168)
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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