new years revolutions: 2: Live your life like you got no other life to live. 'Cause chances are that that is indeed the case.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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new years revolutions: 4. Hug your kids, kiss them, tell them you love them, show them where the money is in the mattress in case you die.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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Twain:indecency, vulgarity, obscenity, these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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twainagain, for crumbles: "It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners. But drowning would help."
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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twainagain. ""What a fine thing it is to have an intellect, and room enough in the seat of your breeches to hold it."
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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Never by pants at Walmart, never ever ever. Not interview pants. For sure. You think your fly is up, but it aint. Never buy Walmart pants.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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OH: "I like my beagles with cream cheese."
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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@gruber sign me up! The first one is free, right? #dealer
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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My shrink says... "_______" 'cause I cant afford my shink no more.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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Drunk Joel drinks Drambuie. Drog that forty Drillion times fast.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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...so I started workin, called me, found out I wasn't coming in due to gayness, then went home to answer my call. #requeersive
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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I tried to call in gay today, but I work for myself, so I wasn't there to answer the phone.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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getting drunk tonight. take advantage of me.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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I,m getting drunk, gorgive the erorrs in my typiing... pleze.
rabidbadger (Rabid Hussein Badger) from My Own Private Idaho
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