A notable and amusing thing happened today!
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
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Weird Craigslist/Gmail side effect: Everyone who emailed you about your free futon now shows up on your Google chat list.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Excited to watch your Netfix movies via your Xbox? Not so fast! You've gotta buy an Xbox Gold first and then give Bill Gates a reacharound.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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My theory is that human evolution peaked at MST3K season 8 and has been slipping downward since.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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When Thanksgiving requires several coordination emails and calls, an itemized budget and a menu spreadsheet, it stops being a "holiday".
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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On tonight's menu, Redemption Ramen to make up for the Shame Pizza I had for lunch.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Why do so many people post rhetorical questions on Twitter? How much longer do I have to read these tweets? What do you people want from me?
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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This male elephant represents todays workload. This female rabbit represents what time I have for it. You can see where I'm going with this.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Spending too much time in Photoshop ruins your ability to make something out of wood. There is no snap-to-guide. There is no undo.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Am I going to your training session? Yes. Is it because you're offering free food? Entirely.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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It's a good thing there's no mirror in my office. I really don't want to know how stupid I look peeling this orange with my front teeth.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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"Coming up with a good banner ad idea" is nearly identical to "thinking of a really funny joke to tell your cat."
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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The man with the tallest mohawk on earth lives in Nebraska. Take THAT preconceived notions!
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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If someone had told me that 'pirate' would be such a big career in 2008, I would have picked a college with a stronger pirating program.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Oddly enough, the career aptitude test I took in eighth grade said I was best suited to being a smartass 140 characters at a time.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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My favorite kitchen appliance? Immersion blender, hands down. It's a whirling metal blade on a stick, how is that even LEGAL?
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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It's just that when you send me a 'thank you' email with 30pt type, I can't tell if you're thanking me or just being a dick.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Does the 'minimalist' in 'minimalist techno' refer to the number of sounds used or the effort it took to make the track?
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Doble-cero Siete: Un Quantum de Salsa
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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I'm old enough to remember when video games didn't have theatrical trailers and cut scenes. We didn't need to know Mario's backstory.
riebschlager (Chris Riebschlager) from Kansas City, Missouri
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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