5056 all i did at work today was surf the internet and eat a nice big lunch. AWESOME.
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5045 if my coworkers knew how many drugs i take, they would think i'm a psycho.
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5037 College degree. Supposed to be a career girl. I really just want to marry rich & devote my life to community service.
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5028 My ex asked me for oral sex tips for his new GF. I described things for her to try that I knew he wouldn't enjoy. I hope she tries 'em.
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4985 She turns me on and I can't help it. Not really in a sexual way, she just makes me happy and I feel good when she's around.
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4968 All I want is Prince Charming in tattoos. Is that too much to ask?
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4917 when you tell me about your random hookups with unworthy boys, i want to hold you so tight you feel my heart ache through your veins.
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4891 All I want is for people to say: he's a great guy I really like him.
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4856 I do not like your tattoos. They are ugly and meaningless and on places on your body reserved for white trash tattoos.
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4811 I secretly want to run like a Kenyan and be deported bac to Kenya
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4773 I love to twirl my baton and I'm almost 70 yrs old. I'm darn good too.
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4733 I'm a 31-yr old virgin, i've NEVER had a romantic interaction with another person, no kissing, no handholding, not even really flirting
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4391 I feel like this is all a joke to. My emotions aren't a toy. I wish you could see that.
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4317 I'm so afraid my boyfriend will leave me that I lie awake panicking, praying he won't.
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4297 I'm unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant w/my partner. I'm considering secretly screwing a look-alike to get knocked up.
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4181 Our friendship has basically ended, but I dreamed about you. It was both physically and emotionally intimate. My girlfriend has no idea
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4018 Wish I could be happy that you're leaving me and giving me the freedom I was going to take soon anyway. Why am I so depressed instead?
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3966 my wife went out with a girl last night, but i don't know how to feel, i'm happy for her explore her sexuality, but ashamed as well.
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3947 I feel far from God. I feel depressed and the need to grow closer to him. God help me, change me Lord!
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3913 It's bad enough that people ignore me in real life... it's even worse that people I don't even know ignore me on Twitter. :(
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