Dear ESPN.com, nothing any NASCAR driver ever does will be "the toughest feat in any sport." Sincerely, People With A Brain.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
4 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Do us all a favor: while you're staring at your phone trying to decide whether or not to take that call, silence the ring.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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It's considered unsophisticated to be a single-isse voter. Unless, of course, that single issue is BARACK OBAMA'S AWESOMENESS.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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One of the many ways in which Pixar rules: they let you press skip through the asinine FBI/INTERPOL warnings on their DVDs.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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I wish I could sing up for an email to tell me whenever Jason Whitlock or Jay Mohr sits in for Jim Rome. The show is so much better.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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First song I went to was the Red Rocks take of "Seek Up." Classic LeRoi licks, and the line "Soon we will all find our lives swept away."
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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Dear dumbasses who should never have gotten a mortgage in the first place, and dumbasses who gave them one: enjoy my money bailing you out.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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The water in the toilet at this place is too high and prohibits the "roller derby" approach to silencing your stream.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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Who knew Bank of America uses rxkjyr@yahoo.com as an email address? But the logo looked legit, so I still logged in to re-confirm my info.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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Burning up carbon offsets like it's my job over here. Damn you and your global warming schemes, Dick Cheney!
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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A good Helen Keller joke must have a "fond pop" at both blindness and deafness. If you only choose one, you're missing the point.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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One anagram of "toboggan" is "goat bong." Thought you'd like to know.
sjaustin (Scott Austin) from Rochester, NY
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