It appears Twitter is still about an hour behind -- a boon to anyone TiVoing tonight's game.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
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@seanhussey I have half a page of location-aware social networking apps I use to keep in touch with the 3 other people in OKC that use them.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
22 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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I love the shoe shine machine in the 3rd floor restroom. Does wonders for my Chucks.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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Every time you type "loose" when you mean "lose" a Web 2.0 site loses another vowel.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Man, I could really go for some cookies. Think I'll go donate blood again.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Facial recognition in iPhoto. Finally, software that will tell me who the hell these people are.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Why was everyone so worried? This is the best Steve Jobs has looked in years.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Just gave blood. There's a joke there about work draining the life out of me, but I'm too busy eating cookies to make it.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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@toldorknown @bcompton ...and turns out I didn't make a fanny pack joke so much as I sent the wrong link.
I'll let myself out.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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@tdavenport Any chance you could cash it then turn around & spend it on her?
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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People that follow based on keywords are the Ralph Wiggums' of Twitter.
"You like to run? I get the runs A LOT."
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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You're not offering this online form "for my convenience." If you were, it would work. Since it doesn't work, it's clearly "for my rage."
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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@Moltz Yes! Type "drunk sorority girl" into your bio for unlimited friends!
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Anybody else think Jobs had the PR dept. write that letter, then added the last sentence himself?
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Got winded taking the stairs. And by "stairs" I mean "elevator" & by "taking" I mean "sitting in."
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Wish I could make jokes about Billy Mays & ShamWows.
Unfortunately, I have TiVo & haven't seen a commercial in 5 years. :'-(
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I don't understand -- how can a cobbler even *have* children? And why would *any* dessert need shoes?
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
4 days, 19 hours agoView original
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I can't help but wonder: Who has room on their coffee table for a coffee table book?
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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It would be easier to find pants that fit if I reduced either my height or width by 2".
So, naturally, I'm looking into amputating my feet.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
6 days, 6 hours agoView original
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If you haven't already, today's the day to take down your holiday iPhone apps & store them in the garage till next year.
smartgoat (Billy Mabray) from Yukon, OK
6 days, 10 hours agoView original
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