Must... not... laugh... at... phrase... "inaugural balls."
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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On a scale of 1 to Dizzy, today is *falls out of chair*
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I got through vertigo PT exercises without running into anything today. I'll call that a win.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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I thought our meeting was going to last 1 hour, but it was scheduled for 3 hours and actually took 3 1/2. I was not prepared for that today.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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@EntropyAS Just remember your food groups: the Whipped Group, the Congealed Group, and the Choco-tastic. #drnick
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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At the end of this game I'm expecting Chad Pennington to pull off a mask and reveal that he is, in fact, Brett Favre in disguise.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Nothing fires me up for football like Faith Hill. WTF?
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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Why is Millen in the NBC studio right now?
Matt Millen doing analysis on a playoff game is like Michael Bay critiquing Hitchcock.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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OH: "The girls call me Fred Flinstone because of the way I make their bed rock."
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
5 days, 20 hours agoView original
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The drunker I get, the more I love my beard. And everything, really.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I think the USC promotional commercial just scored another touchdown.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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*Who Let The Dogs Out playing*
Sister: "Ashlynn, that's your song!"
3-year-old Niece: "Meh."
I've never been prouder.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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Beginning the year by watching Vertigo. 2009 is very meta.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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All of those people just had the chance to cockpunch Ryan Seacrest on national TV and nobody did!
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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The Dick Clark-bot looks surprisingly realistic this year.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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The Jonas Brothers perform later on ABC. Do you think their balls will drop before the one in Times Square?
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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I don't see what the big deal is. It's only the calendar turning to a new year when we get a new president and OH MY GOD, 2009 GET HERE NOW!
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
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Some people say that too much vacation gets boring. Those people aren't nearly lazy enough.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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@InsoOutso Crockett and Dubs?
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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RVA: Today is my birthday. My nascent beard and I will be at McCormacks by 10. Stop by if you want to see me get my ass whipped with a belt.
spdracerx (Kevin Wenzel) from Richmond, VA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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