I can't not watch The Family Man. It hits me on multiple levels, including the Tia Leone i wanna marry her level.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
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I want a movie dedicated to Jason Bateman's character on Dodgeball.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
4 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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My left nut and my left buttock just fell asleep. I might try and get to second base with myself before i realize its me.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
7 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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I'm going to write El DeBarge and ask him if he found out Who was Holding Donna, and why the fuck his parents named him after a letter.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
8 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Watching On The Line and making cupcakes. I believe my vagina comes in the mail tomorrow.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
9 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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I'm feeling saucy today. I just need breadsticks now.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
12 hours, 41 minutes agoView original
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Waffles, coffee, Rocky IV, and a StarCrunch. I'm determined to make this a good day.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
15 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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I cannot move my right arm much, which SERIOUSLY puts a damper on my sex life.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
16 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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If someone will massage my neck and shoulder, i will gladly give them a cup of coffee, and two (2) free smiles.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
18 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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I want to re--enact the Womanizer video. How can I get that to happen? SOMEONE HELP. Just the sauna scene plzkthxbai.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Drip drip drop, there it goes an eargasm
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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@tj 'shit or get off the pot'
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Helping my tiny daughter learn basketball is my fun adorable punishment for making fun of the WNBA. I like this karma.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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@aedison Google Reader is awesome and more magical than that hack Chriss Angel.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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OMG Today is sub-par. Already before 8am.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Life changes almost too quickly. I like change, but sometimes you just gotta stop and say WTF.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I wish I could make pasghetti feel as good as it does to me. #NoodleReachAround
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@mrshands DONT HIDE TAZ. It matches the cake.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Ken Griffey Jr. is now a public diplomacy envoy. I bet he still pulls like six hamstrings with that job as well.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I wanna have a superpower that allows me to smite shit.
squibble (Stephen) from In Your Pants
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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