Snow is Old News. I am not impressed.
srah from Ohio
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Having difficulty distinguishing things that happened in dreams from those in reality. Good news: no one actually stole all my blood.
srah from Ohio
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I'm pretty sure I signed a document today and dated it 5/5/09. Apparently I'm not having trouble switching years, but months.
srah from Ohio
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Apparently that wasn't a Baby-Mama-induced dream: Everyone in the world actually IS pregnant (except me, fortunately). Congrats, baby mamas!
srah from Ohio
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Do NOT watch Baby Mama before going to bed. EVERYONE was pregnant in my dreams last night.
srah from Ohio
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I didn't know Greg Kinnear was in Baby Mama! I love Greg Kinnear. They should put him in everything.
srah from Ohio
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Retweet @twitter: ! be careful of DMs with a link to blogspot.com that seemingly redirects to Twitter.com and asks for your credentials
srah from Ohio
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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I liked Coldplay better before they became U2.
srah from Ohio
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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When it arrived, I said, "WHO could eat THAT much french toast?" Turned out the answer was "ME."
Ooooooof.
srah from Ohio
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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HAPPY VALENTIMES!
srah from Ohio
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"I hope she signs up for another reality show called Leaving Girls Out in the Middle of the Woods to be Eaten By Wolves."
srah from Ohio
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Is a positive drug test required, or just strongly encouraged, in order to become an Ann Arbor city planner?
srah from Ohio
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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"I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style."
srah from Ohio
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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In that one song, is the girl wearing BOTH boots with the fur AND Reeboks with the straps? At the same time?
srah from Ohio
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Dude at the table next to us is going to propose to his gf. I know and she doesnt!
srah from Ohio
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames: appropriate/ accurate title for the book I'm reading in church.
srah from Ohio
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We're going to the 11pm Christmas Eve church service. If I'm still awake then. But my mother doesn't take "asleep" for an answer.
srah from Ohio
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My sister does not answer to "Eliza", at least not when you say, "Eliza, fetch my damn slippers."
srah from Ohio
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Worst part of being Fredo: dying while wearing that stupid hat. At least @qbqrat got to go out in a hail of gunfire.
srah from Ohio
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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We determined last night that my mom is the Vito Corleone of our family. I turned out to be Fredo. :(
srah from Ohio
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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