@Kalli The only cure for hangy-ball cancer is more pork. Try bacon.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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@Astrogirl426 Oh trust me, I know all about crushing people with cocks.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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There are 352 shopping days 'till Christmas! I'd avoid WalMart during Sunday's "OMG! ONLY 347 DAYS LEFT! DOORBUSTERS!!!". Or... just always.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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I can't wait for the upcoming episode of House starring Steve Jobs. MRIs! PPDs! Rectal exams! Oh my!
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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If I were Katie Holmes, I'd never leave Suri alone with Tom. He might get hungry and eat her. Scientologists do that, right? Eat people?
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory Long Island is a state now? Fuck. That's not the sort of change I was hoping for from the new administration. We're doomed.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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@Jessabelle207 I call bullshit. Everyone knows there's no such thing as "overindulging in online porn."
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
4 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I just received word that niece and nephews are on route towards my location. I should evacuate. Godfather 2 at the Dryden at 8. Who's in?
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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It's 2009, we know the technology exists to avoid it, so why do clothing companies still insist on sewing tags into the collars of shirts?
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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@ShawnieSwizzle I hope you collected your gold star rations at the front door, you'll need them. Watch out for @joeschmitt, he's a whore.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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Do you think anyone would hire me to go around correcting the adjuster screws on the feet of wobbly tables around the world? #OCD
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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@Moltz Oh. No one told you... Flickr is run off a Zune in some kids bedroom. Give it a few more hours, it'll fix itself...
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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Rochester only needs 3 more inches before midnight to break the all-time record for total snowfall in December. I only need 3 more inches to
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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Pulled a sweet handbrake-into-parking spot maneuver this morning. Scared the crap out of some coworkers walking through the parking lot. WIN
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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I love seeing the look on their faces when they look at my receipt and see that I've accrued 486 points on my Subway card (and counting.)
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Whenever I consider declaring "Band of Brothers" to be perfect, I have to stop short because of Jimmy FUCKING Fallon. Fuck! #CastingDisaster
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Would you believe me if I told you that my grandfather shaved General Patton when he arrived in Gela after the invasion of Sicily in 1943?
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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My new Hanes boxer briefs were "Made in Pakistan _and_ El Salvador." By my estimation, no fewer than 17 9 y.o. boys have touched my briefs.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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@frageelay So sorry. So so sorry. But you had to have seen this coming: http://twitpic.com/uy6q
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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@krabigail Hahaha. I was hoping that would happen! Getting only 2 Favrds is like sex without orgasm. OK fine, it's not at all like that.
steelopus (Steve Lopez) from Rochester, NY
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