I just got the Donkey Punch of papercuts from a manilla folder. Its on my middle finger so I can't flip it off. Well played, my good sir.
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
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This no smoking in bars really opened up my appreciation for the smells of bars I'd forgotten: Piss, vomit & Designer Imposter Fragrances.
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
4 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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The lunch I just ate should have come with the disclaimer, "May cause Front Butt"
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Whoa! There's a new Macbook with no keyboard?! You type with 1 button? In other news, I grew a third tit and poop rainbow unicorns.
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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A word of advice to you lovebirds: Never have sex while Bio Dome is on in the background. Steven Baldwin+Pauly Shore=negative (b)(cl)oners.
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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This meme makes me want to call in gay to Twitter today and actually work at work.
suddenlybruisin (Jodie) from Portland, OR
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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