I haven't gotten the phishing DM. I attribute this to the fact that the people in my twitter posse are smarter than the average bear.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Running late, bad hair day, and dammit forgot to brush my teeth. Hello 2009, meet the REAL me. And do you have any gum?
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Thoughts on Christianity, inspired by Hawaii: if the Church used toasted coconut wafers as the body of Christ, there might be more devotees.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Just raw sea turtles while snorkeling. Glee!
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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75% are glad that W is leaving. The other 25% are still hung up on that Terri Schiavo controversy and think that Barak might pull the plug?
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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My dog and my cat became friends today. Fear the rapture, for it is near.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I keep hoping I will come across that scrawny stoner I was obsessed with and realize that he was nothing more than a scrawny stoner.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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easy remedy to my previous confusion: Pronounce the D, if not the second T.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
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not that $7 wine out of a mug is all that bad, mind you
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
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Note to self: next time, when getting dumped and moving out, pack wine glasses with the first trip. You will need them.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
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Will all you people who don't know how to operate the grocery store ATM please go back to 1983 and take a refresher course!
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I keep telling ppl that I'm done with my xmas shopping. I don't know this is actually the case, but the denial is saving me tons of anxiety.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I love how the news is all "In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave insult" as though elsewhere it's the same as "mad props Mr. Prez!"
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I'm making an iTunes playlist, and my brain just called it a "mix tape". Ya know, a mix tape, to go with my jelly bracelets and neon socks.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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whenever I tell people that my sister is going to school to be a court reporter, I always "air type". Please make me stop doing that.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Was getting lectured on pipe corrosion. dude said "since you're hear, I'm going to take advantage of you." Then he pulled out a big stick.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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"strategic packaging enables us to achieve transformational growth" GULP GULP.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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on a conference call. they are serving up company kool-aid.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The weird thing about @SookieBonTemps tweets is that I hear her twangy voice in MY head. I thought telepathy worked the other way around?
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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so, like, it would be really tacky to sign an email w/ a Paula Abdul lyric, right? ("forever your girl") Yeah, that's what I thought, tacky.
summersumz (Summer Bundy) from Emerald Hills, CA
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