Those who require extensive dental reconstruction together, stay together.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 hour, 27 minutes agoView original
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Being a nice Canadian, I try and be thoughtful for Americans by taking the 'u' out of words like "colour". 'Cause that shit messes you up.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
3 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Cut. Paste. Deploy.
Cut. Paste. Deploy.
Cut. Paste. Deploy.
Kill me now.
Cut. Paste. Deploy.
...
...
[Heat death of the universe.]
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
4 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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I like Twitter right now. Feels like communicating with Saturn. What with the time-lag and the OMIGODWEAREDYINGINTHEATMOSPHEREOFSATURN vibe.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
6 hours, 32 minutes agoView original
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I DON'T KNOW YOU! I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU! I NEED AN ADULT! I-
Oh. New avatar.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
6 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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Like a sunny day in November, it's bittersweet when you think you've created the worst imaginary fetish ever and Google proves you wrong.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
8 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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My glasses are crooked, but I won't get them adjusted because it adds to my zany persona.
As does the falling down & intermittent nausea.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
9 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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OH: "So, I was playing Xbox with this girl- yeah! *Girls* play Xbox! Did you know that? Weird! Anyway, I was playing Xbox with this girl..."
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
11 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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"You got sadism in my masochism!"
"You got masochism in my sadism!"
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
21 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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If your lens is touching brain, you have reached optimal distance for your avatar photo!
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
22 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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And now I have no car! For a whole day! I have to car pool! For a whole day!
Living in a First World country sucks.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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Thankfully, the Hooters I'm stranded in front of has free wifi.
In other news: did you know that Hooters has free wifi?
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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The car just died! In traffic! During an ice storm! Now I have time to write that novel I've always dreamed about! While I wait for a tow!
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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I don't know why but I really feel like buying a messenger bag HEY! WHO PUT BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE ON?!
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Saying someone has "low self-esteem" assumes poor self-valuation. But what if they just suck AND are a precise judge of personal character?
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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Being self-deprecating is funny because I have low self-esteem.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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@toldorknown Listen you, I have SO been laid bef- wait. I'm doing it wrong aren't I? Oh god. THAT'S why the condoms were a gag gift!
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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A watched pot never boils. Unless it utilizes AJAX.
I don't deserve to ever get laid again.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Fuck. This work is hard.
I better get paid for this.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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OK. What'd I miss?
HA! It's funny because I just left and in no way could have completed my job!
But seriously, I'm gonna get fired.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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