I bet I'm the only person in history to get his wedding ring caught in the exhaust vent of an iMac. Do I win a prize?
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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My life is an open book, but it's been left out in the rain.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Okay. I'm breaking off this relationship, Firefox. It's not you, it's... well, actually, it is you, you sluggish, ugly crapware.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I have secretly replaced coworker's water with vodka. Let's see if he notices.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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"Downloads must be run to be dangerous. We may run it without asking because we can't fucking code, so we thought we'd warn you now. Cool?"
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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"Hi. You're downloading something. We know you're not going to read this anyway, but we thought we'd cover our asses. That cool with you?"
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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"Hi! We noticed you're downloading something. You're either an idiot or a power user. Either way, this nag won't help you. Download anyway?"
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I have adopted "The secret is to bang those rocks together, guys!" as my motto for the day.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Apple, on how not to program:
enum PageIndices
{
kPageOneIndex = 0,
kPageTwoIndex = 1,
...
};
Oh, wait. That's actually sample code?
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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It ought to be against the law to lock people into a contract longer than a warranty.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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$LOCAL_AREA_TEAM rocks! $NEAREST_AREA_WITH_TEAM sucks!
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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Twitter developer throws stones at Apple. Talk about rose-colored glasses. http://tinyurl.com/3wc9s5
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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Showing some restraint, I've eaten only two of the 3 mini candy bars my wife gave me. Wait. Scratch that.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
1
Just spotted my first egg nog of the year. HOORAY!
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
1
Droid Sans Mono is not a bad font, except for the 0 glpyh.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
1
Office mate leading a support call on speaker phone with Elvis hold music blaring. If you need to find me, I'll be in prison.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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Apple has garnered more ill-will and noise with the fucking NDA than back when the web SDK was all that was available. Oh, nicely played!
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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I can see Russia from my house. / That's Canada. / That's a city in Russia, right?
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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Teaching Teek to put garbage in the garbage seemed like a good idea. Sadly, our definitions of garbage are different.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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Of course, I do recognize that some of you celebrate "talk like a freetard day" every day. Some of you are that good, but most are just sad.
tewha (Steven Fisher) from Langley, BC, Canada
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