Wherever better than Top Chef to be reminded what a complete testicle Toby Young is.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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All I’m saying is they’re too important to be called ‘titties’.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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Fresh boar tracks in the morning snow snapped the dogs into long-distance tracking mode. Hoping to hear from them by May.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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My girlfriend, just now: ‘By the way he dances, you can tell he killed somebody on the way here’.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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When I die I want to be slathered in Bull-Dog Tonkatsu Sauce and sliced up like the shark that twatty artist guy did. CLEAR?
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Yeah, Brody Jenner can pretty much fuck off.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Never thought I'd one day buy a newspaper just out of a vague sense of pity for the people who produce it.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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‘His heart now pumps mainly melted ice and bloody mary mix.’ —my subconscious, last night
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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It’s like sandwich day at 30 Rock but the teamsters brought books and the dipping sauce is MADE OF BOOZE.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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Much love and bounty to all. Kiss your sweethearts and knock off the grumbling for a bit - you've got it pretty good.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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Power just went out three times in a row. It’s officially Christmas.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I just need a BIG STORE that does nothing but INEXPENSIVE WELL-MADE THOUGHTFUL AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PHONES OR COMPUTERS fuck sake.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I implore you, quite literally, to say hello to my little friend: http://twitpic.com/v7vy
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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‘[M]y understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.’ http://xrl.us/vyorg
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Sometimes LIKE FOR EXAMPLE RIGHT NOW my dog wags his tail with OBVIOUS INSINCERITY and a patent desire JUST TO BE FED SOMETHING. PRICK.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Using the subjonctif présent in conversation still feels a bit like unzipping, waving my dick around and hoping nobody notices.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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ALSO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PUT LAST NIGHT’S TOP CHEF UP ON THE TORRENTS WE NEED TO LAUGH ABOUT THAT GUY’S BEARD KTHKSBY.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
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@dragonfly_ Howzabout we go outside and think about something other than Favrd for awhile, hm?
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Saperlipopette.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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In 2009 stock photographers will be on streetcorners, offering to pose your child in glasses and oversized business wear for food.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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