Oooooooh! John **S**moltz on the verge of signing with the Red Sox. I thought it was a long way to go to bust Gruber's Yankee loving balls.
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Sitting in your car blasting Aerosmith *is* cool. I did take off a few points since the car=a light blue minivan in a hospital parking lot.
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57 minutes in this meeting. We made a decision. A. One. Not a complex one. Oh, wait, not done yet.
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9:20 a.m. "Dad! Look, there's snow!"
"Did you not notice what time it is?"
"Of course I did. It's *winter*."
(He gets this from his mother.)
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9:15am. Watching "Clone Wars" with The Boy who apparently hasn't yet figured out that it's a snow day. Keeps saying "Oh I like this part!"
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The Wife just found 2 gray hairs somewhere I can't see without a mirror.
My eyebrows, Perv.
Still… ruined the mood.
Not really. I'm a guy.
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While the two former liberal arts majors discussed how to humanely "re-home" the mouse who got trapped in our trash can, it died.
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The Boy: "Mom, does food turn into poop?
How does it do that?
And why is it all brown and mushy?"
Yup, he's definitely mine.
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Apparently only *ONE* of us is going to have an aneurysm over the fact that The Boy is being inundated with ADS on TV at HIS FRICKIN SCHOOL.
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The Boy just told us what kind of trash can liners we should get BECAUSE OF ADVERTISEMENTS HE HEARS AT SCHOOL. Recited the commercial to us.
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We do not torture mice. We may or may not not export mice to other countries who are not as squeamish about "enhanced interrogation" of mice
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Our new mouse trap will meet International Humane Kill standards.
Related: there are International Humane Kill standards for mice?
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Mike Rowe, after getting hit between the legs: "Oh, oww... it got me right in the bad place."
The Boy: "He means it hit him in the penis."
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How do you pretend we've never had this conversation before? Seriously, are you kidding? Do I need to start a blog about this conversation?
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The clock says 4:35 pm but I'm calling it beer o'clock.
2.5 hours on the phone:
on one end: me;
on the other end: Person Who Doesn't Get It.
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I picked the wrong week to stop slamming my head against my desk.
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What's the proper hex code to break someone from the spell of thinking that Publisher is an acceptable file format? I've already tried a 2x4
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Wait, wait…Pages '09 works with EndNote? Why wasn't this highlighted as the biggest announcement made yesterday? Don't you people even care?
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Does @hodgman go to Macworld or CES?
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The benefit of getting up at 6 a.m.? I'm actually hungry for breakfast *before* I leave the house, rather than an hour later.
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