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Oooooooh! John **S**moltz on the verge of signing with the Red Sox. I thought it was a long way to go to bust Gruber's Yankee loving balls.

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Sitting in your car blasting Aerosmith *is* cool. I did take off a few points since the car=a light blue minivan in a hospital parking lot.

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3 hours, 44 minutes agoView original

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57 minutes in this meeting. We made a decision. A. One. Not a complex one. Oh, wait, not done yet.

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9:20 a.m. "Dad! Look, there's snow!"
"Did you not notice what time it is?"
"Of course I did. It's *winter*."
(He gets this from his mother.)

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9 hours, 41 minutes agoView original

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9:15am. Watching "Clone Wars" with The Boy who apparently hasn't yet figured out that it's a snow day. Keeps saying "Oh I like this part!"

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9 hours, 47 minutes agoView original

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The Wife just found 2 gray hairs somewhere I can't see without a mirror.

My eyebrows, Perv.
Still… ruined the mood.

Not really. I'm a guy.

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20 hours, 23 minutes agoView original

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While the two former liberal arts majors discussed how to humanely "re-home" the mouse who got trapped in our trash can, it died.

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21 hours, 7 minutes agoView original

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tj

The Boy: "Mom, does food turn into poop?
How does it do that?
And why is it all brown and mushy?"

Yup, he's definitely mine.

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21 hours, 45 minutes agoView original

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Apparently only *ONE* of us is going to have an aneurysm over the fact that The Boy is being inundated with ADS on TV at HIS FRICKIN SCHOOL.

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22 hours, 32 minutes agoView original

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The Boy just told us what kind of trash can liners we should get BECAUSE OF ADVERTISEMENTS HE HEARS AT SCHOOL. Recited the commercial to us.

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22 hours, 46 minutes agoView original

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We do not torture mice. We may or may not not export mice to other countries who are not as squeamish about "enhanced interrogation" of mice

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23 hours, 17 minutes agoView original

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Our new mouse trap will meet International Humane Kill standards.

Related: there are International Humane Kill standards for mice?

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23 hours, 28 minutes agoView original

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Mike Rowe, after getting hit between the legs: "Oh, oww... it got me right in the bad place."

The Boy: "He means it hit him in the penis."

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23 hours, 41 minutes agoView original

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tj

How do you pretend we've never had this conversation before? Seriously, are you kidding? Do I need to start a blog about this conversation?

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1 day agoView original

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The clock says 4:35 pm but I'm calling it beer o'clock.
2.5 hours on the phone:
on one end: me;
on the other end: Person Who Doesn't Get It.

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1 day, 2 hours agoView original

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I picked the wrong week to stop slamming my head against my desk.

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1 day, 3 hours agoView original

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What's the proper hex code to break someone from the spell of thinking that Publisher is an acceptable file format? I've already tried a 2x4

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1 day, 4 hours agoView original

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Wait, wait…Pages '09 works with EndNote? Why wasn't this highlighted as the biggest announcement made yesterday? Don't you people even care?

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1 day, 9 hours agoView original

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Does @hodgman go to Macworld or CES?

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1 day, 10 hours agoView original

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The benefit of getting up at 6 a.m.? I'm actually hungry for breakfast *before* I leave the house, rather than an hour later.

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1 day, 10 hours agoView original

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