Yeah, I've got iPhone earbuds under my office telephone headset.
Are you trying to tell me this conference call couldn't use a soundtrack?
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“Well, the new version certainly couldn't be WORSE" - potentially the funniest thing I've ever said about Lotus Notes.
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@abigvictory I've also discovered, on numerous occassions, that the desktop's mouse will not move the laptop's cursor.
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There are people in this world that do not realize how fortunate they are that their cubicles are a four hour drive from mine.
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Tom Cruise's “Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. You're glib." moment is a light and refreshing bit of self-parody in an otherwise serious film.
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And so ends another day of eating rabbit food.
Rabbits eat double cheeseburgers, heavy on the mayo, right?
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I don't want to kill you because your “1 more thing" doubled work on an already estimated project.
I just want to hurt you.
Till you die.
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Those of you complaining that some of my unknowns can be derived from others can go ahead and derive how hard you can suck it.
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7 things you don't know about me:
1. Height
2. Weight
3. Length
4. Girth
5. Volume
6. Favorite Spice Girl
7. Density
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Headline: “Sand Springs Car-Jacking Suspect Arrested"
Turns out it was just some dude changing a flat. They're a bit behind on the lingo.
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“Switch to online meetings, and people will check their email instead of paying attention!", she said, as everyone stared at Blackberries.
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@AprilSTL You're being too hard on yourself. Some of your jokes are quite amusing.
What?
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When I said I was going to lose 50 pounds, I didn't mean I'd lose and regain the same half pound 100 times, but that's how it's tracking.
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The wife has now heard Flash's Theme.
Where by “heard", I'm sure I mean “been subjected to".
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If I start saving all of my “walking around" money right now, I should be able to get a new 17" MacBook right after Em's college graduation.
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@seanhussey What's sadder than your song?
Me singing it for EntropyAS.
Who, it turns out, has never heard the Flash Gordon theme.
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Apparently quite a few of you were expecting a livetweet of the Big Mac I had for lunch.
I was unaware of this, and I sincerely apologize.
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@EffingBoring buying a domain totally makes you stick with it, especially if it's your own name.
Unrelated: don't check rodknowlton.com
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@InsoOutso @Tony_D said health's not the reason for cancelling, not that health's OK. #fanningrumorflames
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@mrsmoltz To be fair, when they first start dating someone, most guys' trees are always up.
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