Stupid question: Is there an automatic way to refollow everybody who follows you, except for people who are dicks?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I couldn't fucking find "HOPE" on my ballot anywhere. Nor any rainbows or unicorns. WTF>
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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THIS IS TOPHERCHRIS' MOM WHOA THIS THING IS PRETTY NEAT HUH WHO ARE YOU GUYS AND ARE YOU BEING NICE TO MY SON
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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I'm usually 100% opposed to bartering for services, but this website I'm working on for a vodka martini is making me question everything.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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You have to admit, watching Joe Biden debate a disembodied vagina would have been cool.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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http://didifuckyourmomlastnight.com/
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Put the acoustic guitar down and slowly back away. These vile, unsafe contraptions are now banned from the office break room.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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iTunes to me: Are you sure you want to rent Tootsie again? You just rented it last week, and like, is there anything you want to tell me?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Apple kills the I AM RICH iPhone app, but leaves the equally useless FACEBOOK app. What the fuck, Apple?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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PROTIP: The user interface for the app that people use to enter their hours so they get paid can be pure SHIT and people will still use it.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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If McCain wins, the other side of the pillow will *never* be as cool.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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OMG I did confuse Gozer the Gozerian and Zuul. This is actually, truthfully, embarrassing to me. Which should be embarrassing by itself.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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SCRABULOUS CREATORS LAY DOWN "FUCK YOU HASBRO" ON QUADRUPLE WORD TILES.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Who do I have to fuck to find some really cute puppets?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Being born rich sure would have helped out with this whole "make wacky stuff on the internet" career plan of mine.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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The best thing about my cold that's hanging around so long is that nobody has noticed my newly acquired cocaine habit yet.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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I never post anything useful on Twitter, so here: If you burn microwave popcorn at the office again, I'm going to slit your fucking throat.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Setting up a cron job to tweet "got up, went to work, went home" every day for the next 50 years.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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I love when somebody else's mom emails my Gmail thinking I'm their son. "Listen ma, I need to tell you... I'm gay and in love with dad."
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Lizards are the coolest. They're like little dinosaurs and they're so awesome. Also, I can't talk about them without sounding like I'm 12.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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