The new iPhoto face recognition feature looks great, but will it also work on vaginas?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Slept on the couch last night. It's pretty bad when you live alone and single and you're still in the doghouse.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I bought a Sparks for the first time for an ironic photo, and I must say... I'm not sure if I hate it, love it, or want to lick everything.
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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What's the appropriate agency to contact to request an extension of the Five-Second Rule, say, two months?
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
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Do you ever recycle your tweets? I'd like to. Here goes: Waiting in line for the premier of The Phantom Menace. It's gonna be so awesome!
topherchris (Christopher Price) from St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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