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torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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I never get on a cool bus. Always a boring one with losers.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Trying to get some work done before tomorrow in our home office but they have Internet here too!
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Disaster! Post roast! Oven mitts! Smoke! Thai Food Delivery.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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My Christmas shopping list consisted of knives, alcohol, and a gun case. You really need to meet my family sometime.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Forget a typesetting class, I think I need to go to a handwriting class.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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If you get an email back from me in the next hour it's going to be pint-at-lunch chipper. Yay!
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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My sister just showed up with Specialtys cookies for the engineering team. And finance. And operations.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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Jamaican sound engineer say: patch the Digi on the left hand side!
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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I will be 90 years old and someone will say "another summer" and I will think: "sound of the funky drummer".
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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The engineering team walked out to get alcohol and came back with tea and flavored water. We have too much work to do.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I think someone on this MUNI train doesn't smell.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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The keyboard has been drinking.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Doing a joke twice is painful. But doing it three times is actually pretty funny.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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A year ago Amber and I were getting married.
torrez (Andre Torrez) from San Francisco, CA
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