My dietitian says I must be faving only tasteless jokes for a while.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
6 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
One of my favorite Scottish musicians is MC Hammer.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
8 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
@Mike_FTW I fell for that. I guess now I know the full meaning of the phrase "And then there's Maude".
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
16 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
Apparently there is a cost to convert to Apple’s DRM-free iTunes. Well, I guess that leaves me no other option. I'll convert to catholicism.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
Much like people buying now LPs in 20 years there will be a blooming market for those rare iTunes tracks with DRM.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
I think we misunderstood. DRM-free means we just don't pay for it any more. DRM was the extra 30 cents.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
Today is Orthodox Christmas day. Apparently being 1700 years behind is not enough. It has to be 1700 years and 13 days.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
One more thing: I've been eating Steve Jobs' lunch for more than a year.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
One more thing: I'm Steve Jobs in disguise.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
Someone hacked my twitter account and pretended to be me not using twitter for about a week.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight but I am sure I heard we need to "abandon ship" and not "a band on ship". #Titanic
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
I'm thinking of illegally downloading Pirates of the Caribbean just for the irony.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
Listening to Mozart's Concerto in C major for Oboe Vagina.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
Dear tweeps,
I am dictating this to my wife since I have the flu. Parenthesis I... hey don't write everything I say. Delete this. No not th
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 week, 3 days agoView original
At my parents' with my wife's parents opening gifts. Oh! Is that for me? Please god make it be a revolver.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
My home is a laser pointer away from becoming a circus act: The Ever-Laughing buffoons and their Laser-Guided cats.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
The good thing about being Greek is that every time you accidentally break a plate you can yell “OPA!” and get away with it.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Her: Why don’t you believe in astrology?
Me: I had a traumatic experience when I was young.
Her: What happened?
Me: University education.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
I just realized that I wasted my 666th update to something totally unrelated to the Antichrist.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
@hotdogsladies In fact "Pyrrhic victory" is a very common expression in Greek used in everyday circumstances like after a first date.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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