@sflovestory I had the exact same thing until I met the Zoloft brothers.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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It's same old same old sex marriage that should be banned.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
13 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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The only plausible reason for Sarah J. Parker's success is that TV makers lobby her as people buy big TV screens to fit her humongous chin.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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Finishing phrases with the word Rabbi is always funny: Might not be a good idea to wear a Carmen Miranda hat on the first day at work, Rabbi
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
19 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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I make up 87,2% of all statistics I quote .
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
20 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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Numerology for dummies. Isn't that redundant?
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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On second thought I could have omitted the "Screw you guys. I'm going home." card at the end of my PowerPoint presentation to the board.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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My doctor says I'm making great progress and it's a matter of weeks before I'm finally able to stop making doctor jokes.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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@honksterr missing_boo
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Dvořák is a wonderful composer but his keyboard concertos are impossible to play. All the notes are in the wrong place.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Force quit. Isn't that what Darth Vader used to do to his admirals?
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Little known fact: Greek names are purposefully unpronounceable just to poke fun at Deans during graduation ceremonies at UK universities.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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You'd be surprised how few women are interested in my new 7x7 rubik's cube.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Does anyone know how much chef there is in a chef salad?
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I just found a Joe the plumber joke in my notebook but the tag says "expires Nov. 4 2008". Is it too late to use it?
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Apart from the International Monetary Fund, IMF was also the name of the team in Mission Impossible. I hope that clarifies things.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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...the same way I am tormented by bad syntax.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Just saw Hulk. The story of a scientist who due to an unfortunate exposure to gamma rays he is tormented by mood swings and terrible CGI.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I organize my desktop by applying one important principle:
mess is more.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Oh, and god if you thought for a moment that I believe in you, you are delusional.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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