My dietitian says I must be faving only tasteless jokes for a while.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
6 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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One of my favorite Scottish musicians is MC Hammer.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
8 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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@Mike_FTW I fell for that. I guess now I know the full meaning of the phrase "And then there's Maude".
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
16 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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Apparently there is a cost to convert to Apple’s DRM-free iTunes. Well, I guess that leaves me no other option. I'll convert to catholicism.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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Much like people buying now LPs in 20 years there will be a blooming market for those rare iTunes tracks with DRM.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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I think we misunderstood. DRM-free means we just don't pay for it any more. DRM was the extra 30 cents.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Today is Orthodox Christmas day. Apparently being 1700 years behind is not enough. It has to be 1700 years and 13 days.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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One more thing: I've been eating Steve Jobs' lunch for more than a year.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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One more thing: I'm Steve Jobs in disguise.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Someone hacked my twitter account and pretended to be me not using twitter for about a week.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight but I am sure I heard we need to "abandon ship" and not "a band on ship". #Titanic
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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I'm thinking of illegally downloading Pirates of the Caribbean just for the irony.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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Listening to Mozart's Concerto in C major for Oboe Vagina.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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Dear tweeps,
I am dictating this to my wife since I have the flu. Parenthesis I... hey don't write everything I say. Delete this. No not th
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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At my parents' with my wife's parents opening gifts. Oh! Is that for me? Please god make it be a revolver.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
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My home is a laser pointer away from becoming a circus act: The Ever-Laughing buffoons and their Laser-Guided cats.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The good thing about being Greek is that every time you accidentally break a plate you can yell “OPA!” and get away with it.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Her: Why don’t you believe in astrology?
Me: I had a traumatic experience when I was young.
Her: What happened?
Me: University education.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I just realized that I wasted my 666th update to something totally unrelated to the Antichrist.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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@hotdogsladies In fact "Pyrrhic victory" is a very common expression in Greek used in everyday circumstances like after a first date.
ttseco (Theo Tsecouras) from Athens, Greece
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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