Ahhh, the clitoris: Nature's Rubik's Cube.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
3 hours, 34 minutes agoView original
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I want to get out of bed, but I feel bad for the toilet and what I'm about to do to it.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
9 hours, 32 minutes agoView original
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I'm sucking my own dick on that Urkel tweet last night. That shit was priceless. Hahahaha.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
9 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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Call me an asshole if need be, but I enjoy that the girl driving my friend home just got a DUI when he thought he was getting ass.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
17 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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"she has a cute coat. I'd fuck her coat first." -@jcbx on the lesbian that's been hitting on her all night.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
19 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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I bet Urkel kept his hat brim bent up like that because it kept getting in the way of all that vagina he'd been eating.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
22 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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1st beer(ever): yuengling, hotel room, loon mt NH, 18yo.. 2nd beer: yueng, in the car, out of a mt dew can, ride home, next day. #nostalgia
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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RIGHT NOW IM CHILLIN JUS POOPIN IN CHURCH AS USALLY
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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And now I'm dodging ice flying off cars on the highway like some kind of fuckedup video game
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Seriously. This weather is ridiculous. I feel like that squirrel from the beginning of ice age.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Looks like @snackcake finally paid his cell phone bill.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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I always forget what an embarrasing hastle it is going anywhere to eat w mom. Happy bday sis.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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I just put my blinker on and added a "hopefully" out loud to anyone who was listening.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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I would have more control if i was driving this car on a frozen lake right now instead of these roads. WHAT'S UP MINNESOTA
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Poison ivy. Inside your vagina. Tell me that wouldn't suck.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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The weather channel: old people's MTV.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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@lindstifa I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. #A.D.
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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"I had 5 vodka redbulls today." "why? What ever happened to a gin and tonic?" "umm... The 60's ended?" -my conversation with 16yo QC cashier
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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BEARDCICLES IN FULL EFFECT
twoname (two name jenkins) from new york city, ny
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