Changing my favourite fruit to banana to see if it makes 2009 any better. Sometimes I start spelling it, but just don't know when to stop.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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If you want funny, go read The Onion. This twitter feed is for complaining about how crap 2009 is.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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Augh. @aedison's blog made me accidentally read comments on the internet. Now my 2009 is ruined. Thanks a bunch.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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My new hobby: dressing like a fireman and singing wistful opera slightly off-key.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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Being a homeless Zimbabwean suddenly isn't so bad once you've been invited to go and eat duck and drink Irish coffees... Happy ChriFSMukkah!
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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Seems that during the "Festive Season", it takes a lot less for my office to reach the nobody-else-is-here, take-pants-off stage.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Today marks the end of the week-long Roman festival of Saturnalia. So... You know... Sober up, find your pants, and go home now.
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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"If I cut off my own leg and ate it, would I weigh the same?"
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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"Dear Diary, I know you asked me to stop writing to you, but..."
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Anyone else worry that laundries compare the number of days since your last visit to how many pairs of underpants you have, and judge you?
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Ever notice how everything you sit on feels like underpants?
vhata (Jonathan Hitchcock) from Cape Town, South Africa
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