I hate when getting work is slow. If I don't find more soon I'll have to take up hooking just to get this apartment. #crochet_always_sells
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
11 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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@detweiler One more reason to move to Maine: one topless coffee shop isn't enough that apparently we need to open more!
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
18 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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My cellphone's T9 replaced "icy" with "gay". So my warning about the sidewalks to my friend just made me sound like a stupid high schooler.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
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Thank you to the Old Port shops for removing just enough snow to make a thin layer of slush across the bricks. I'm hydroplaning in my boots.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Rough morning. Just found out my mom broke up with me. She changed our mutual open relationship status on Facebook to "single" at 7am. </3
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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@joeschmitt I do my part every day to make sure it lives on for the next generation. Children are our future so let the little fuckers know.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
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@GriffinClubMerv Hi, it's Vince with Hamwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this ham! It's made in Germany so you know it's good!
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
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Internet is out. Still sick. Running out of meds. Somewhere my enemies are holding a voodoo doll and laughing.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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DEAR WORLD. FUCK TINY OWLS, I NEED A TINY MONKEY. http://tinyurl.com/mtzd9
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
4 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Swinger Tom is so cute when hes making Prude Janet squirm with his overt flirting. I wanna share a Harvey Wallbanger in the hottub with him.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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When should I stop saying these are all guilty pleasures & just own up to the fact that I have trashy taste in tv shows? #swingtown_marathon
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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My fetish for well dressed hipsters in cute hats goes into overdrive when I'm in Boston.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
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Drinking Schlitz & taking a taxi to strip clubs while my friends comment on the hotness of wives I know. This will be a weird year for sure.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
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There's never a _not_ awkward time to thank your gyno but damn, I think I picked the MOST awkward moments to say it. THNX FOR WARMING THAT!
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Waiting to get my ladyparts exam & suddenly worried my shaved legs might give doc the wrong impression. I suspect the glitter might too.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I'm way too easy to make happy. Forgot that I made coffee this morning and then just found it still hot hours later. It's like Christmas!
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Hello early morning panic wake-up. Haven't missed you.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@Maineman1 Are they looking to get drunk, get laid or get jiggy wit it? It makes a big difference.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Went to the burlesque show last night with @RedQueenEffect and @SteveAsher. Realizing I have severe lackage of boobie tassels in my life.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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WTF? @CorporalT4 is watching Tron while writing programming code to find square roots. Thanks for putting my nerdness in perspective, kiddo.
viciousbleu (Lieutenant Bleu) from Portland, Maine
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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