The amount of 80s hair metal in my car must be all kinds of illegal.
visceral (amz) from Seattle, WA
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New guy put foil in the microwave at work, and didn't even turn it on. *sigh* I was hoping I could spark up a conversation. #cheeze
visceral (amz) from Seattle, WA
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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My brother called (he's at the beach on an island in the pacific) saying, "I wish I was there. The snow looks so cool!" then I disowned him.
visceral (amz) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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twitter is like the stalker you secretly like having but tell everyone else that you just don't understand why they won't leave you alone.
visceral (amz) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I just organized the fuck out of my cd collection. Twice.
visceral (amz) from Seattle, WA
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Dear Santa - I'm writing to tell you that I was naughty this year, and it was totally worth it. You jolly, judgmental bastard.
visceral (ams) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Ever lay down in bed at night, look up at the stars and ask yourself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING
visceral (ams) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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