D'oh! (And now you know what can sometimes happen when you attempt to fav tweets from a phone with a qwerty keypad.)
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
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Fsv tehawesome
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
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Before I hit menopause, I'd like to experience *one* cycle without a single "uncomfortably angled tampon" event. Also: gas.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
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Nurse, taking toy truck from exam room: "I doubt Annalisa'd be interested in this."
Me: "Why would you think that?"
Nurse: "Ha!"
Me: *SNARL*
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
3 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
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Good God, it's 14"! A length NO woman can comfortably accommodate. I guess I should cut off a few inches.
(Or just use my detangler. What?)
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
5 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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When might it be safe for a crowd-fearing misanthrope to return to the gym? Other people's New Years resolutions are such a pain in the ass.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
8 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
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I can find neither my Moleskine nor my pants. This is a crisis.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
17 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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Whatever you might have THOUGHT I was doing just now, I assure you it wasn't "contemplating buying Elliott Smith vinyl with $ I don't have."
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
18 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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My 8yo wants to tell Twitter a joke.
Q: What's a squirrel's favorite ballet?
A: The Nutcracker!
(It's OK. I have my own gold stars for her.)
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
22 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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I say it's time for "Kitty trust exercises." Kitty says "fuck off Mom, what the hell is wrong with you, put me DOWN!"
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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"Maybe there wouldn't BE a 2 hr wait if the pediatrician wasn't so busy with the pharmaceutical company whores!" Oh yeah, they love me here.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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It's unfortunate that my visceral hatred of cooking is not paired with even the mildest dislike of eating.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
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@socalmom Didn't you know my theme today is "I'm Doing it Wrong"?
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Are "manic episode triggering," "getting one's facts wrong," "grammar errors" &/or "waaay over-tweeting" among the Niacin overdose symptoms?
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Me: "Holy fucking hell we're going to have @twoname in our house."
@ThunderDolt: "I know! With little owls & everything."
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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@twoname Just don't total our car or leave a trail of Nyquil bottles & poop on our floor. (Still a bit traumatized from last 2 houseguests.)
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Cable news pundit-speak, translated: "It's unclear just how much of a political realist [Roland Burris] is" = "Dude is fuckin' crazy!"
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Also, weird side effect: my ears are on fire, my tongue is numb and I want to vomit. Awesome.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Mixed up my vitamins (which I rarely take) & got 675% of USRDA for Niacin. I'm sure my liver will understand I was making up for lost time.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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So.... bankruptcy. That's fun, right?
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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