Because boys are wild, crazy and easily distracted by girls riding bikes in skirts and such, of course. Testicles.
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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My cat just fell off the bed while rolling about in an excess of feeling good and wanting more. Twice. :D I never did it TWICE!
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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Sweatpants with words across the back? Just because you have an ass as big as a billboard, you need not feel obliged to put it to that use.
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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Baking cookies at 2 am because (duh!) cookies make _everything_ better!
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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"It's a full-time job just keeping the tears in my head." ~ Al Bundy
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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When I was 16 and stuck miles in the middle of Nowhere Desert, I took my top off and got rescued by mapmakers. I'm now as desperate for rain
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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@califmom I'm adding generous quantities of Baileys to my coffee right now in belated honor of your birth. The celebration may last all day.
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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Threatening the heavens: if the sky would only open up, shake with thunder and pour down rain, I would be the one dancing naked in it.
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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@FarkerPeaceboy And you're totally skipping the fiery Scorpios?! Sure, you have to watch out for their sting, but a Scorpio will [REDACTED]!
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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@FarkerPeaceboy Or go jump a Sagittarius (you don't even have to marry us)
wakitu from CA, under the Eagle's Rock
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I find that on long drives alone, especially at night, I can get scarily sedated by the lines and lights: my own single-dosage "Roadhypnol."
wakitu from US, low and way over to the le
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Leggo omy testicles if you please / It's hard to cooperate from my knees / {Hmm Maybe it's not lyrics after all, merely vengeful dreaming.}
wakitu from US, low and way over to the le
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3 days of tweet-watching behind me: bemusement and amusement as oddities and pearly bits scroll by. I now know the meaning of "Twitterpated"
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