All these devices poised to dethrone the iPod and iPhone are impressive, but I'm still holding my breath for the "Tech Journalist killer".
weselec from the sub-basement
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I think Joe Jackson's Greatest Hits being the recent music acquisition that most excites me means I've turned some kind of dark corner.
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I start like Dawn, takin' grease out of your way. But once we know each other, I'm all Palmolive, softening your hands while you do dishes.
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I sure could use a what-what right now.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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my god i've become everything i hate
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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I have time to pass out stars. What I don't have time for is a lame leaderboard, motherfuckers! STAR THIS BECAUSE I FUCKIN' SAID SO!
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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I am going to do things to this burrito that Christ won't feel right about forgiving.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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If you guys wanted an orgy, all you had to do was say so. I totally have a party mansion and all it's doing is running up tax expenses.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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The best way to approach jinx potential is head on. So with that in mind: I think the SF Giants have a shot at being pretty good this year.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Seriously, when did the Onion become such a piece of shit? Well... Actually I think it was 2 months ago or so. I guess what I mean is why.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Just back from the dentist. Pretty sure I caught the hygienist humming the Indiana Jones theme. It sounds mean, but I did try to choke her.
weselec from the sub-basement
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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So, they'll put a picture of Phil Schiller on the screen, and Phil Schiller will come out and talk about the boring parts of Phil Schiller?
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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@sween I don't hate Mickey Rourke references, but I seem to feel better when they're not around.
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Just started _There Will Be Blood_ with @mollycyr. All we can think about is "They had milkshakes?" and "Whose milkshake's he gonna drink?"
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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"He must've thought it was White Boy Day. It ain't White Boy Day, is it?" "Nah, man. It ain't White Boy Day."
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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The Nintendo Lego games have helped me to discover my new porno name: Stud Total. Like, "Naked Block Party with Stud Total." Dig it.
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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If I ever met Alex Trebek, I'd punch him in the nuts for being Cuban. Because I don't give a shit.
weselec from the sub-basement
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I limit my dietary supplement intake to the kinds that say "NO FISH BURPS!" because apparently with anything else you're playing with fire.
weselec from the sub-basement
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@OblongRobber I know what it's coming to: peace and fucking harmony, because I'm an upstanding citizen with a motherfucking heart of gold.
weselec from the sub-basement
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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The bacon worship around here is so out of control, I'm considering a real-world boycott. This tyranny can not, will not stand.
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