Dear Obama: As you tour the White House on Monday, pls remember to grab the Constitution out of the shredder.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Dear Coffee: Frankly, your caffeine has been redundant ever since Obama Day.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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I'm so happy that I can't stop crying.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Apparently, I've joined the choir invisible.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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We got it all together,
We're fighting for a win! (clap)
Coffee, Coffee! (clap)
On top again!
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Just asked a girl on a date. Now sitting by phone. What if she says, "Yes?" What if she doesn't? I'm too old for this.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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Remember Al Gore? Sigh. That is all.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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Dear Coffee: You are a pootie chasin' dog who deserves to be whupped upside the head. Please don't leave me. Ever.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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One thing I really like about hot yoga: half-naked, sweaty chicks with spectacular cleavage.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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When did Tampa Bay get a baseball team? #brooklyndodgersfanforever
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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Dear Coffee, It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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It's not very yogic of me, but this place feels like the USA Today of yoga studios.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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