Dear Winter: Step off, bitch.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
3 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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LinkedIn is like Facebook but with pantyhose.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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HELPMESWEETBABYJESUSTHERE'S6"MORESNOWONTOPOFTHE8"THATFELLYESTERDAY&I'MOUTOFCOFFEEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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Why didn't you guys tell me that Kid Rock isn't Chris Rock's kid brother?
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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All you fans! In the stands! Give our team a great big hand! (Clap) Coffee! (Clap) Coffee!
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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@vmarinelli: It's less crazy than asking GOD.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Confession: Am blatantly cheating on my Krups with my Vev Vigano.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Come on. I know I'm not the only one already wearing her fat pants.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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The person who discovered that artichokes have hearts is my hero. Also, mayonnaise.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
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*someone* got up on the Leonard Cohen side of bed this morning.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Just agreed to timed race through snowy woods wearing headlamp & snowshoes tonight. The things I do for totally hot, brainy chicks.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Cable guy is hooking up my box. Nope. Not a euphemism.
westvillageidio (westvillageidiot) from West Village, NYC & Ro
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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