A conversation with @monkeyatlarge: You play dodgeball? That's awesome. Who do you play with? "My friends from kickball."
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
QB Peyton Manning wins NFL MVP. QB Drew Brees wins offensive player of the year. Did Manning win MVP for his defense? Special teams play?
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
It's not that I'm antipasto; I'm just prosciutto.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
About to make waffles. Performing a whisk assessment.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
4 days, 10 hours agoView original
To a heartbreaking work of staggering sweetness: Happy 1st Birthday, thrashing pumpkin! Love, Daddy.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
5 days, 11 hours agoView original
For something to be considered a mythical object, it helps if it has been mything for a long time. Adds to the mythtery.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
Practiced plant [in front of the television] parenthood; departure accelerated by 33 years. Going off the grid ... Merry Christmas, Twitter!
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Fellow W&M econ alum Christina Romer will be Obama's Economic Director. And I got most of the cheerios out from under the table. #yeswecan
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Packing with the kids on Christmas Eve. Right on target to leave the house at 5pm. 2041.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Never start the QB from Arizona in a driving snow storm. (That's why you don't play the games on paper. You play them in your web browser.)
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
Lineups set for two fantasy football championship games today. Hanging on the precipice: The right to be [more] obnoxious in 2009.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
I thought this orange juice had no pulp?! #pulpfiction
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
Finished season one of Battlestar Galactica. FRAKKING AWESOME. Now THAT is how you do sci-fi. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Star Wars.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
Reminiscing bedtime: After long explanation of how to play 20 questions, realized I skipped a critical detail as son led with: "What is it?"
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
Nonplussed while hunting for cause of nasty bug. Discovered I introduced it, now plussed off at myself.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
Suddenly lost 19 followers. Guess Twitter is cleaning up spam accounts. @SexWithMacAndCheese, I will miss your sharp chatter.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
Dictionary.com word of the day is "hackneyed: repeated too often". It showed up in my feed twice. Serendipity or dictionary.com having fun?
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
A season on the brink ... and Cleveland holds Brian Westbrook to a trickle! I'm spent. Fantasy football: Steel Magnolias for men.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
@seanhussey Thank you. I'm pickled to death.
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
@simplebits Dill D'oh!
wrycoder (Rich Thornett) from Salem, MA
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