I have decided that from now on, if you answer "Oh, can't complain" when I ask how you're doing, you will get a litany of my complaints.
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My gozangas are trying to take over the world.
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In 6 months we change from DINKs to DICKs (dual income cum kids)
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This morning's Wikipediadventure: Squeeze, the band -> Squeeze, the cocktail made from Sterno -> Denatured alcohol -> mealybugs
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They made their own bed, so they should eat it. Wait, did I get that wrong?
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I just had what can only be described as Guitar Hero aphasia: D asked me a question while I was playing a tough solo, and I spoke gibberish
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My cynicism has gone out the window. I even got teary reading McCain's concession speech. I'm so proud of us.
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@MarsPhoenix God dammit you're gonna make me cry again. Godspeed, MarsPhoenix. Godspeed.
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A. Nutterbutt squash!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh god.
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It's a Philadelphia joke! Ready? Q: What's it called when the mayor of Philadelphia falls on his ass???
Wait for it...
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D: "That blows my collective mind." A: "You're a collective? Does that mean, like, when I'm fuckin' you, I'm fuckin' lots of guys?"
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So the fire alarm in the hotel room went off while I was in the shower. I had shaved one leg and one side of my cooch. I finished the job.
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Sunnyside banana slam: wrestling move, sex position, or breakfast option? (courtesy of Mattd)
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I just wrote a song: "We differ in several ways/You're an asshole and I'm not./ ... / and I hate you." It has a happy tune :) :) :) :) :) :)
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I'm so proud of this: http://tinyurl.com/6bgxrp The goal was to include as many loops as possible. Unrelated: I am dumb and need a life
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All I know about Tolkien is from Led Zeppelin lyrics.
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What does one hand in the forest sound like? Wait, did I screw that up?
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